![]() ![]() Don’t pay more than $35.00 for it, minus the taxes shipping and handling. If you are going to buy the doll, SHOP AROUND. But I would have been spared the disappointment. If I had known that this was the real doll…I probably would have bought it anyway. We can be gorgeous without fitting into some “perfect doll mold.” The tits do not make the woman. Then they’re more of a curse than a blessing.) It’s just that women come in all shapes and sizes, and we should celebrate that, dammit! One of the most powerful lessons that Joan Jett has ever taught us is to be proud of who we are, regardless of what we look like. (Unless I’ve been in an underwire bra for 12 hours. Please know that I have nothing against big boobs, since I happen to have a pair. Maybe they should have made a Joan Jett Skipper instead. Mattel redesigned Barbie in 1997 to give her wider hips and a smaller chest, but these ta-ta’s are still pretty huge. Small? I could balance a tray of drinks on these puppies. I don’t know, either I’ve come a long way or Barbie’s come a long way or we both have.”Īnd she said the same thing to Radar Online on the red carpet at the New Moon premiere: They showed me the prototype when I was out in California this summer. So now I guess she has little tits, black hair and a guitar. Because when I think of Barbies, I think of big breasts and big blonde hair. “They were the first words out of my mouth. “The one thing I said was ‘It’s got to have small tits,’” she laughs. (The quote is on page two if you click the link.) And Joan herself told the Mattel people that the doll had to have small boobs, as she explained to Atlantic City Weekly. When I first saw the pictures of the doll, my first thought was, “I hope that doll doesn’t have big boobs.” Because Joan Jett does not have big boobs. OK, so now I’m OK with the face, but this doll has one feature that is most definitely NOT Joan Jett. Bottom portion of the certificate of authenticityĪnd here’s a graphic I made comparing the face from the promotion picture to the face of my doll: ![]()
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